MONTY PYTHON :: POPE & M :: LAST SUPPER

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 M -Eric Idle
The Pope isn's happy at all about Michelangelo's "Last Supper” (he hadn’t painted it at all)

Best quotes:
- Who ?
- Michael Angelo, the famous Renaissance artist who's best known works includes the ceilling of the Sixtine chapel and the celebrated statue of David.
- Very Well
- In 1514, he returned to  Florence and ...
- Ok that's enough
(the encyclopedic way the waiter introduces Michaelangelo)

P -there are 28 disciples!  
-too many!?
M -3 christs, 28 disciples and a kangaroo?
M - (..) Oh, I know, you don't like the kangaroo?
P -What kangaroo?
M -No problem, I'll paint him out.
P -I never saw a kangaroo!
P - Will you tell me what in God's name posessed you to paint THREE CHRISTS?!?!

-I ordered a painting of the Last Supper, with 12 disciples, and ONE CHRIST!
-OOONE??!!!!
-Yes!

-oh dear it took me hours!

M -ive got it....ive got it. We'll call it: The Last but one Supper.
P -What?

M -Well there must have been one. If there was a last one there must have been a one before that. So this, is 'The Penultimate Supper”.

-Are they too Jewish?
M -I made Judas the most Jewish.

-Even if they had a conjurer and a mariachi band.

M -The fat one balances out the two skinny ones
(the fat one out weighs the two skinny ones)

M -not a last meal or a final snack, you know I want to give the impression of a real mother of a blow-out, you know
-Final snack!!!

M -I'll tell you what you want, mate. You want a bloody photographer, that's what you want.
M -Bloody facschist!
P -I'm the bloody Pope, I am!